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and small and in his mid-forties. His wife was a big
woman and very strong. She was a coal worker.
“What happened to him?”
“Last night he was kicked out of the bed by his
wife and hurt his head. This morning, he had a big
bump on his head. One of his close friends asked him
what had happened to him. He forced a smile and
told the truth. The night before when he did it with
his wife, he caressed her, but in the wrong sequence.
She flared up and kicked him out of the bed. He
knocked his head against one leg of the table and so
got a bump.”
“Is there a sequence to caress a woman?”
“Yes, you are all monks. You know nothing
about women.”
“What is the sequence?”
“If I tell you guys, I’m afraid you won’t be able
to sleep.”
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