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factors, you will not find a girl to marry. That means
you’ll be a single man all of your life. Do you want
to be single all of your life? I don’t think you will.
Great Smoker, though ugly, is a woman. If you
marry her, you’ll have a wife. You’ll have a family.
You will get rid of the nickname Da Guang Gun.
Nobody will insult you anymore. As to me, that’s
another story. You know I have many girls to choose
from.” He smiled triumphantly.
“But you still haven’t explained why she suits
me.”
“Do you want me to give you the reason
directly?”
“Yes, I do.”
“I didn’t want to tell you because I was afraid
that I would hurt your self-esteem. Now that you
insist, I’ll tell you. Why does she fit you? Because
you are at the bottom of the list of all the single men
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